• always envy the dead,  Non-Fiction

    Assault in Pirate’s Alley

    Tits and knives. That was my first impression of Chrissy the tour guide. Tits and knives. Today I consider her a good friend and colleague, but the thing about first impressions is that visuals make up most of it. And visually, the two things I noticed first about Chrissy were her tits and knives (ed. note: I told her this recently after I finished writing this, and she laughed and approved).  A smaller woman, about 5ā€™3ā€ Iā€™d say, I first met Chrissy under the herb sign on St. Peters, as she was waiting to take out a tour. I remember she was wearing a low cut black short that intentionally…

  • patreon,  Uncategorized

    Patreon!

    I have started a patreon! Holy wow! How exciting! If you feel at all like you want to support my tireless journey to capture all the absurdity of life, please click on the link below and accept a thousand of my hugs! https://www.patreon.com/randythestoryteller I love you all dearly!