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    My Disastrous Debut Tour; or How I Was Attacked and Humiliated by a Blowup Doll

    My first tour I ever gave was on Halloween night. And in case you were wondering, that’s pretty much the worst day to ever pop your cherry as a ghost tour guide, as the quarter is just a madhouse of costumes, drunks, and agitators. You can probably picture it in your head right now. Even the most seasoned veteran guide has their troubles during Devil’s night, but if you’re a brand spanking new tour guide, it truly becomes a trial by fire.   What made my situation even worse was that in the days, weeks, and months leading up to then I had all the time in the world to do…

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