My Silly Little Love Life
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The Time I Brought a Date to a Comedy Show and She Turned out to be a Heckler
This was quite a few years ago, back when I was pretty new to New Orleans and unsure of my path in the world. Back then, I was dabbling in stand up open mics and improv lessons because I couldn’t get enough of masturbation jokes or awkward imagined scenarios between two people that no one enjoys. Anyway, when I wasn’t doing any of that, I was going on really, really bad online dates. Good times. And it was during this time that I met a certain girl on OkCupid. Let’s call her Terri- because that was her actual name and she’s a terrible person and doesn’t deserve anonymity (jk, that’s…
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The Kiss That Never Was
Hello there! Welcome to my newest blog: My Silly Little Love Life, where I share my various hilarious first dates with all of you because I am a whore for attention. Hooray! So This story takes place during the height of the pre-vax Covid era, in the summer and fall of 2020, where I developed an addiction of sorts to online dating. And by that I don’t just mean messaging strangers online or zoom dates (although I did plenty of that), but also meeting up in person with whoever was willing in those uncertain times. To state the obvious, compulsively dating during a global pandemic is not a smart thing…
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Strippers and Covid: A love story
I wasn’t going to share this story, mainly because it doesn’t cast me in the best of light, for a variety of reasons, and I gotta figure at some point I’m gonna find someone else to date down the line, and when I do, and she finds this post, I’m not sure what I’ll say. But you know what? It’s Mardi Gras day and there’s no fucking Mardi Gras. And that’s not because of the sleet of ice on the ground or the frosty wind in the air, it’s because of that incurable disease known as human stupidity, and I’m all up in my feels about it. And since this…
