always envy the dead
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My Disastrous Debut Tour; or How I Was Attacked and Humiliated by a Blowup Doll
My first tour I ever gave was on Halloween night. And in case you were wondering, that’s pretty much the worst day to ever pop your cherry as a ghost tour guide, as the quarter is just a madhouse of costumes, drunks, and agitators. You can probably picture it in your head right now. Even the most seasoned veteran guide has their troubles during Devil’s night, but if you’re a brand spanking new tour guide, it truly becomes a trial by fire. What made my situation even worse was that in the days, weeks, and months leading up to then I had all the time in the world to do…
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A Near Murder on a Ghost Tour!
So this all happens on a pub crawl tour, a haunted pub crawl tour, to be precise. This can be a great tour at times. And at other times, not so much. This is a story of a not-so-great time, where I am in charge of guiding a bachelor party of five to four different bars in two hours. Before the tour even starts I know this might be a challenge. I have no idea how stupid things are gonna get though. Our first stop is relatively harmless. We enter this restaurant/bar on the corner of Bourbon and St Peter, and go upstairs to the 2nd floor bar to get…
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Protected: (Patreon)My Date with the Bitter Ex-Husband
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Protected: (Patreon) ELEVEN TIPS ON HOW TO BE A BETTER GUEST ON MY TOUR
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Protected: (Patreon) A (Bizarre) Tale of… EXTORTION!
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